Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Puss-in-Boots, an Unfortunate Fashion Victim who made the scene at 7th and Montana this week wearing a pair of fur-lined boots that made her look like Yukon Sal. "Quick," said Howard, "Grab your camera ... she's getting away!" Indeed, her boots were made for walking, albeit at a Glacial pace. I moved quickly to grab a photo. "Do you think she realizes that it's June in Southern California?," I asked. "I've met her before," said Howard, "She's from Texas." Let's hope she's from the part that wants to secede ...!