It was a morning of surprises at 7th and Montana today as an Anonymous Matron (pictured below) made the scene pushing a Baby Carriage. At first I assumed, based on her careful, deliberate movements, that her bundle of joy was fast asleep ... but boy was I in for a shock. It turned out she was wheeling around a large block of Styrofoam. "Mamma Mia!," I muttered, "I sure hope she didn't give birth to that." On the other hand, how many parents do you know who can call their child a chip off the old block and really mean it ...?