Thursday, October 8, 2009

THE APPLE FRITTER HEALTH PLAN ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana this morning as a frail woman -- known among insiders as "Hattie" -- stood transfixed in front of the Apple Fritters for several minutes. "Don't do it!," I shouted, trying to talk some sense into her. "I just can't resist," she replied. Rumor has it she's on the Apple Fritter Health Plan. I just hope they don't consider Bad Taste in Hats a pre-existing condition ...!

3 comments:

Beth said...

Do you need to do a Fritter Intervention? Friends don't let friends eat fritters. (Actually, I love apple fritters, although I've never had one of Starbucks'.)

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Your anti-fritter campaign may backfire and cause Nutty people to try one just to see what the hoopla is all about.

Joann said...

I LOVE apple fritters, so I simply stay away (far, far away) from them.... but this morning (now you have me thinking of them) I think I'll go get one!! LOL!!