Stomachs were turning at 7th and Montana this morning as Barista Tyler announced that he was eating the Breakfast of Chumpions: A package of Expired Starbucks Indulgent Chocolate Cookies. "Look," he said proudly, "They're way past their expiration date ... we were going to throw them out!" The whole thing was enough to make me toss my cookies. "Are you really eating that for breakfast?," I asked. "Sure," he replied, "It tastes just like chicken!" What next ... Sockeye Salmonella for lunch?!?