Tuesday, October 20, 2009

THE BREAKFAST OF CHUMPIONS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Stomachs were turning at 7th and Montana this morning as Barista Tyler announced that he was eating the Breakfast of Chumpions: A package of Expired Starbucks Indulgent Chocolate Cookies. "Look," he said proudly, "They're way past their expiration date ... we were going to throw them out!" The whole thing was enough to make me toss my cookies. "Are you really eating that for breakfast?," I asked. "Sure," he replied, "It tastes just like chicken!" What next ... Sockeye Salmonella for lunch?!?

6 comments:

Dawn said...

Probably nothing wrong with them... lol probably...

be well...

Joann said...

Hey, if they aren't green, they're fine.... LOL!!

Webster said...

Marty.... they are COOKIES! Joann was right. They might taste a little stale or rancid, though, but I've had Starbuck's "trash" before, and most of it was pretty good.

I'd say Barista Tyler scored.

garnett109 said...

Now for a carton of soured milk and he's in like flynn

Kattytrick said...

Either that or he could try some Eco-lie!

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

They have chocolate in them, how can they be bad? :o)