Friday, October 23, 2009

SAY GOODBYE TO TOXIC RADIATIONS ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Kathy made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning, renewed, refreshed and brimming with enthusiasm from her recent trip to Ontario. What put that extra spring in her step? She met with an Energy Psychologist in Ontario who literally cleared the negative energies and geopathic stress out of her hotel room with a Sophisticated Laser Device and gave her a gadget called the Safespace 1, a small, rectangular holographic machine designed to remove detrimental influences such as toxic radiation from your immediate surroundings. Too bad Kathy didn't bring it with her to Starbucks this morning. Seated right behind her (on the phone, in the photo above) was the Notorious Mr. Sludge, the man responsible for "inadvertently" filling her apartment with feces earlier this year. If that's not a detrimental influence, I don't know what is ...!

4 comments:

Ken Riches said...

Not sure what a holographic machine is, but I want one :o)

garnett109 said...

In that casr she needs Mr. Roto Rotor

Unknown said...

If it removes feces, maybe the guy will disapear...lol

Dawn said...

Interesting...

be well...