SEND IN THE CLONES ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA?

Heads were turning at 7th and Montana as Barista David found himself a stunt double. The fun began at about 10:30, when David walked past me to get into Our Favorite Starbucks. "Hey, David," I said, as he walked by, "How's it going?" "Can't complain," he replied, as usual. Five minutes later, he walked by again ... but no one saw him leave the building. "Just a cotton pickin' minute," I said, "Didn't you just walk by here a few minutes ago?" "It's a secret Barista trick," he replied, "And I can't tell you about it!" Oh, well, maybe he's working a Double Shift today ...!