Halloween came early at 7th and Montana today thanks to an Anonymous Bumpkin who decorated his front lawn with an Obscene Scarecrow. "That's some pair of gourds," I said, wondering whether the display -- which seemed to be doing a ghoulish strip tease -- was intended to be a trick or treat. The homeowner caught me taking photos of his front yard. "Don't mind me," I said, "I'm just keeping abreast of the holiday decor." Judging from the other display -- the one by the homeowner's driveway (pictured below) -- I'm lucky he didn't tell me to butt out ...!