Friday, October 8, 2010

"%#$^%$##%@" ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


It was a rated PG -- or Perfectly Grouchy -- morning today at 7th and Montana as a Tough Cuss-tomer made the scene, spewing forth a stream of obscenities. The fun began shortly after 8:00, when an Attractive Blond woman pulled-up in a white Volkswagen Golf. She parked on 7th Street, ran across the street towards Our Favorite Starbucks and stopped right in front of my table. "Jesus F--king Christ!," she screamed, for no apparent reason, "This is F--king ridiculous!" She sounded mad -- not to mention stark and raving -- so I buried my head in my newspaper and pretended not to notice her. Seconds later, she turned around and ran back to her car, swearing all the way. She drove off without getting any coffee ... but, in her case, maybe that's a good thing ...!

6 comments:

Webster said...

Oh, Miss Potty Mouth had one of those days, and by the time she got to Starbuck's she remembered that she forgot her purse or wallet. Best she be on her way, then. Maybe in her pique, she ran a atop sign and cussed out a policeman which got her arrested!

emikk said...

Jeezus fr***kin *$#@#$#$!

Paula said...

I used to think all the loonies lived in our county but I've changed my mind. They live in your's. lol Gives you lots to write about.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm...you do seem to have more than your share of crazies hanging out around that Starbucks. -Cin

Beth said...

Yeah...probably the last thing she needs is caffeine!

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

She needs a drive through pharmacy.