It was a rated PG -- or Perfectly Grouchy -- morning today at 7th and Montana as a Tough Cuss-tomer made the scene, spewing forth a stream of obscenities. The fun began shortly after 8:00, when an Attractive Blond woman pulled-up in a white Volkswagen Golf. She parked on 7th Street, ran across the street towards Our Favorite Starbucks and stopped right in front of my table. "Jesus F--king Christ!," she screamed, for no apparent reason, "This is F--king ridiculous!" She sounded mad -- not to mention stark and raving -- so I buried my head in my newspaper and pretended not to notice her. Seconds later, she turned around and ran back to her car, swearing all the way. She drove off without getting any coffee ... but, in her case, maybe that's a good thing ...!