Cheers erupted yesterday at 7th and Montana as Barista Kevin emerged, renewed and refreshed, from what some locals have taken to calling the Great Shitstorm of October 17. In case you missed it, on that fateful day, Kevin was forced to clean a steaming pile of shit off the bathroom floor. "Howdy," I said, "Have you cleaned up any more shit lately?" Kevin simply smiled and said, "Just my own ...!" For what it's worth, inside sources report that the flagship Starbucks at Santa Monica's Third Street Promenade -- birthplace of the Frappuccino -- has it worse. One of their Angrier Customers defecated near the Condiments Bar several months ago, then grabbed a fistful of feces and threw it at the Espresso Machine. Crappucinno, anyone ...?
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THAT IS JUST DOWN RIGHT SHITY!
Not nice at all.
So this was real shit, not an apple fritter?
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