They say that three heads are better than one ... and if you don't believe me, just ask the Undertaker, the local loon whose perennial gray pallor and taste in black suits and fedoras gives him all the joie de vivre of an embalmer. He made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning toting three heads of lettuce. I looked at him, then I looked at the lettuce. "I'll bet you want some," he said, knowingly, "I'm sure you want some, but you can't have any. It's mine. All mine!!!" He placed a protective hand over one of the bags and glared at me. Oh well, times are tough. Maybe he's just trying to keep his head above water ...
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Lots of lettuce for one man. I think he should have shared it with you.
Lettuce Entertain You :o)
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