Saturday, August 25, 2007

MING THE MERCILESS AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

                             

Ear-piercing screams filled the air this morning at 7th and Montana as a newborn infant cried out, repeatedly, in what sounded like shock or terror.  "What's he doing to that baby?," I wondered as the father tried, unsuccessfully, to calm the infant down.  Indeed, the more he tried, the more she screamed.  Then, again, you'd probably scream, too, if your father resembled a stunt-double for Ming the Merciless, complete with a sinister beard twisted into dreadlocks and a pair of dark sunglasses worthy of the "Men in Black."

9 comments:

bvaneps834 said...

Poor baby probably thirsty for a starbucks coffee!! Do you write from Starbucks or home? You write a lot like Jimmy (Stupidsheetguy). He is having trouble with aol again!(as are many of us!) I hate when they tell me they can't "find" the page and to check my ulr and try again later!!  I am computer stupid and don't know half of what aol talks about!!Barb

tenyearnap said...

A little piece of Planet Mongo at 7th & Montana. --Cin

ab45yui said...

I could not help but laugh at your description, and the picture said it all - but poor baby!  Maybe he is hiding the dark circles from lost sleep.  

mpnaz58 said...

Hmmm, maybe that wasn't his baby!!  Or maybe the baby hadn't been changed in a few hours and had poop in his/her diaper.  I'd scream too!  Future Starbuck-y baby already, and she doesn't even know it yet!!
xoxo ~myra

kattytrick said...

Maybe "Ming" was looking for "BUCK rogers" at "starBUCKS", and the baby was just a prop...and didn't like being loaned out...at all!....Kit

kattytrick said...

Okay!...I stand corrected...Flash Gorden, not Buck Roger was his arch foe...not as funny tho!

gazker said...

I bet that beard has tickled places others have'nt ;-)

Gaz

cnstarsbabee said...

Ewwwww and the thoughts that come to my mind, and I hate to be this way as it is judgmental, but black market babies just run through my mind as I read your journal and viewed the picture.....hmmmmm
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beckiepainton said...

men in black, he looks like an alien or a hybrid of sigorney weavers best mate got stuck to his chin, someone chuck him a razor, quick!! beckie x