Look out, folks, there's a new Hog in town! Our Friendly Neighborhood Antagonist -- known to inadvertently start arguments at the drop of a hat -- has traded in his bicycle for a Harley-Davidson. "It's used," he explained as he zipped into Starbucks for his morning latte ... only to emerge seconds later, empty-handed. "I'm such a Sleazy Rider," he joked, "I forgot my wallet!" And with that -- after a brief, pregnant pause during which no one, for once, argued with him -- he hopped back on his Harley and rode off into the distance ...!