It was out with the old and in with the new at 7th and Montana this week as word spread that "Pokey," the Octogenarian Security Guard who could barely hoist a cup of coffee let alone a firearm, has been replaced with a Zealous Newcomer. While Pokey protected the crowd at Starbucks from a distance -- by circling the block endlessly in his "Select Patrol" truck -- his replacement seems to take a much more hands-on approach. I don't know what makes me more nervous, an Octogenarian-with-a-Gun or a Power Hungry Rent-a-Cop with what looks like an Itchy Trigger Finger ...!
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It could be worse. You could have got a power hungry octogenarian with a gun and an itchy trigger finger.
Hahahah Marty You are so funny!!!! Have a great weekend!!!
Lovins...
TrayCee
Your Starbucks has a security guard, a lot attendent...dang!! Be careful, Marty, don't get out of hand...
xoxo ~Myra
What is he supposed to be guarding? Certainly not Starbucks. Really, who hired him and to guard what? Does he really carry a gun? --Cin
Bring back robocop thats what i say.beckie x
I better keep quiet with my comments form now on incase he comes gunning for me!
Gaz
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