It was a case of Assault and Battery with a Deadly Swizzle Stick at 7th and Montana last week as a Disgruntled Nincompoop hurled a handful of Coffee Stirrers at Barista Extraordinaire Rob. In what insiders describe as a simple misunderstanding, the Nincompoop-in-Question apparently thought Rob was insinuating that he had Bad Breath. Rather than check his facts, the Nincompoop proceeded to raise a stink and -- faster than you can say "Halitosis" -- he grabbed a fistful of wooden stirrers and threw them all at Poor Rob. For his part, Rob took the incident in stride. Rumor has it he was shaken but not stirred ...!