Tuesday, October 30, 2007

ASSAULT AND BATTERY AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

                             

It was a case of Assault and Battery with a Deadly Swizzle Stick at 7th and Montana last week as a Disgruntled Nincompoop hurled a handful of Coffee Stirrers at Barista Extraordinaire Rob.  In what insiders describe as a simple misunderstanding, the Nincompoop-in-Question apparently thought Rob was insinuating that he had Bad Breath.  Rather than check his facts, the Nincompoop proceeded to raise a stink and -- faster than you can say "Halitosis" -- he grabbed a fistful of wooden stirrers and threw them all at Poor Rob.  For his part, Rob took the incident in stride.  Rumor has it he was shaken but not stirred ...! 

10 comments:

deshelestraci said...

Sounds like these people don't need more caffiene!  Sounds like they need some nice cammomile tea!
Traci

acoward15 said...

Is that a light sabre he is armed with?

frankandmary said...

And you, ever present to provide the info for us with your rapier like wit.  ~Mary

ab45yui said...

Always drama brewing at 7th and Montana!  LOL  Too funny!  Glad he is okay!

bvaneps834 said...

Never a dull day at Starbucks!! How funny!  Barb

princesssaurora said...

LOL!!!!  Sounds like Barista Rob knows how to deal with kooks!  LOL  Loved the Bond reference!

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

gazker said...

What exactly did Rob say to get pelted with coffee stirrers? Sounds a bit fishy to me. I hope he didn't ask they guy if he wanted an apple fritter on the side?
Gaz ;-)

tenyearnap said...

I hope the Starbucks gang is getting hazard pay! --Cin

beckiepainton said...

Oh my god, sounds like my shop, it only get worse from here on, next its eggs, then they move on to house bricks, if I were you, id get a stab proof vest and a can of pepper spray, lol! bekcie x

beckiepainton said...

ps....is that a light sabre or is rob just happy to see me!!lol!!