Wednesday, November 7, 2007

A BOY NAMED SUE AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

                             

An Angry Entrepreneur made the scene today at 7th and Montana, intent on slapping everyone in his path with a Nasty Lawsuit.  While I was quietly trying to read my newspaper in peace, the Entrepreneur-in-Question sat nearby, plotting what sounded like the Granddaddy of All Lawsuits in a tone of voice loud enough to wake Clarence Darrow.  As near as I can tell, his business venture failed thanks to a combination of "lazy good-for-nothings" and "slimeballs" ... all of whom are "part of the suit."  Naturally, I beat a hasty retreat before he could call me to testify.  I'll take Coffee Grounds over Legal Grounds any day ...!

6 comments:

tenyearnap said...

Oh yeh, it's always someone ELSE'S fault with those kind of guys. You hear that a lot in prison, too. Boo, freakin' Hoo, Boy Named Sue. --Cin

princesssaurora said...

Glad you blocked out his face!  Otherwise who knows what lawsuit would find you!  LOL

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

acoward15 said...

Nice to see you've hidden his identity in case he tries to slap one on you.
http://journals.aol.co.uk/acoward15/andy-the-bastard

gazker said...

I didn't know you'd hidden him, I thought you'd paint balled him! Good riddance too.
Gaz ;-)

beckiepainton said...

Who puked on his face, hope they hsd just eaten an apple fritter.Beckie x

mpnaz58 said...

Whats that on his face??  There should be a law against that!!
xoxo ~Myra