An Unfortunate Fashion Victim lingered over the pastry counter this morning at 7th and Montana, dressed in what I can honestly say is the most tasteless pair of Pineapple-Coconut Pants I've ever seen. I couldn't help wondering, "Are those pants really covered in larger-than-life Pineapples and Coconuts, or did Don Ho accidentally throw up on her?" On the other hand, maybe she was just waiting for Starbucks to bring back the ever-popular Pineapple-Mango Empanada ... a short-lived treat that graced the pastry counter at 7th and Montana last Spring!
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Oh my stars! For one thing...didn't anyone tell her it is way past summer?! And why would you buy them in the first place?!
Traci
No,no,no....Sweetheart, haven't you herd? This is the new tenate for the monster house, (and she's bringing her own sea shells!)...lol...Sad to say SOME people only have taste in thier mouths....lol.....Kit
Sheesh, I thought she WAS, the pastry counter!
PS, I have just spotted something on the shelf past it's sell by date.......... Just kidding!!!!!!
Gaz ;-)
I think she needs a Carmen Miranda hat. ~Mary
Maybe she ran out of clean laundry and is wearing her pajama bottoms? I think we all should wear our jammies every day, all day. That is my way to end all wars...because you just can't get all mad and fight when you are wearing pajamas.
PJs for World Peace! --Cin
Are those the ugliest pants you've ever seen? Ahhh, the power of suggestion! Dare I ask what they're suggesting??
xoxo ~Myra
Have you ACTUALLY seen TASTEFUL Pineapple-Coconut pants???? lol
be well,
Dawn
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i bet he lives in them under the sea. Beckie x
and has a yellow face made of sponge too... Beckie x
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