Head for the Hills, folks! A Pesky Pooch has taken up residence at 7th and Montana and his bark is worse than his bite. The dog, an eight-month-old Cocker Spaniel named Jackson, yaps up a storm every time his owner turns her back. Unfortunately, she turns her back a lot ... especially when a cup of coffee is involved. "He sure does like you," I said to the owner as diplomatically as possible. "Yes," she laughed, "And he's just so clumsy, always bumping into things ...!" Let's hope he bumps into a muzzle. Then again, I guess I'd be yapping, too, if someone put an inverted lampshade on my head ...!