Heads were turning at 7th and Montana this morning as a Super Stretch Limo arrived on the scene and boldly maneuvered its way over the Curb from Hell and into Our Favorite Parking Lot, where it occupied five full spaces. The Driver, a man in his mid-fifties, left the Gas-Guzzling Vehicle long enough to inhale a quick cigarette, gulp an entire cup of coffee and swallow what appeared to be an Apple Fritter in three, quick bites. Personally, I think the Driver deserves a Big Tip: "Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf is at 14th and Montana ...!"
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LOL... don't want him polluting your Starbucks and taking up all the spaces eh? I don't blame you!
be well,
Dawn
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Sure looks out of place! or space!
He swallowed an apple fritter in three bites without gagging? Sheeesh!
Gaz ;-)
I love the name... "The Curb from Hell". Hmmm...when life gives you limos, do you give limos-aid...gathering the limo-deprived, offering free rides and champagne? Naaaah! Well, maybe...for a "donation" :) Susan
he must be well practised at having fowl lumpy objects in his gob.oo err! Beckie x
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