Susan -- formerly known as the "Lizard Lady" for her tendency to bring an Australian Bearded Dragon named Sophia with her to Starbucks -- arrived on the scene at 7th and Montana this morning, renewed and refreshed from her recent trip to Paris. "You must be Martygord," she said. "I've been looking forward to meeting you." I must admit that it took me a brief moment to recognize Susan without a Reptile on her shoulder, but -- once I realized who she was -- I quickly invited her to join me. Apparently, Susan had what she described as a "Doris Day" experience in Paris, fending off the unwanted advances of an Italian gentleman named Arturo who chased her around and around the hotel until the management finally had him removed. Susan: Next time, I suggest you consider bringing Sophia with you. Nothing says "three's a crowd" quite like the presence of a Bearded Dragon on your shoulder ...!