Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana this morning as a would-be King Midas burst onto the scene, inexplicably dressed from head-to-toe in Skin-Tight Gold Spandex. "What are you supposed to be?," I asked, "an American Gladiator?!?" "I'm so glad you noticed," he replied, "I was just at a party last night where we had an American Gladiators theme." Frankly, dressed as he was, he looked more like an American Gladiola than anything else ... but far be it from me to Burst his Bubble. "So," I mused, "The party was yesterday, but you're still wearing the same outfit?" He practically glowed with enthusiasm. "I didn't change," he gushed, "I just love getting all this recognition!" As Barista Robb quietly noted, apparently some Gladiators defeat their rivals based on strength ... others rely on a certain stench!
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Hes definately a gold digger!!Yay for Kanye! Beckie x
Oh my...good giggles... People are crazy... I hope you're gathering this for a book. What?...a study on..."Starbucks: Revolution Evolution"...or maybe just a case study?...now that opens WAY up. ;) C.
I did run into someone wearing a TUESDAY shirt on Friday once & tried to keep my distance, then I discovered it was the name of a band :-). ~Mary
A brave soul, and some one obviously lacking attention and grabbing it however he can!
He is hilarious! What a nut job!
Traci
(wrinkles nose) I think the glitter was denoted to cheezy...(Hugs) Indigo
I bet his meat and two veg have shrunk beyond recognition after being trapped in that latex!
Gaz ;-)
Only in America!
http://journals.aol.co.uk/acoward15/andy-the-bastard/
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