It was a Hair-Raising Experience at 7th and Montana on Saturday as an Anonymous Frump made the scene fresh from the Beautician. Actually, she looked a little "too fresh" if you know what I mean. Her head was encased in a plastic bag, she wore a towel around her shoulders and a mysterious, pungent liquid oozed down the back of her neck. Evidently, she thought she could slip away from the hair salon long enough to get a cup of coffee and a newspaper without being noticed. Rumor has it she's the Bride of the Notorious Grease Monkey who dashed into Our Favorite Starbucks last year with a head full of Grecian Formula ...!