Tongues were wagging at 7th and Montana this morning as an Unsightly Motor Home (California License #: 4PBZ551) rolled into town and settled into a parking space near Our Favorite Starbucks. Could it be that the King of the Road, known for parking his RV for days on end on 7th Street and draping it with advertising promoting his various "creative ventures," has returned after a long hiatus? The King went into exile two years ago, following a particularly nasty scrape with a local homeowner who got a restraining order against him. But I, for one, think it's time we buried the hatchet. I hear there's a perfect parking space -- fit for a King -- right in front of Casa del Bozo ...!