What could our friendly, neighborhood King of the Road -- known for parking his Gargantuan Tioga Trailer in front of other people's houses for days on end -- possibly do to achieve further notoriety at 7th and Montana? He could turn the trailer into an unsightly promotional vehicle, that's what! In recent days, the King has begun draping the trailer with advertising in an effort to promote his various creative endeavors which range from acting appearances in such movies as Ocean's Thirteen and Jerry McGuire to a surprising number of appearances on the Reality TV show Blind Date. In addition, he's written a book chronicling one man's search for love aboard twelve cruise ships and has appeared numerous times on The Tonight Show, most recently pitching his concept for a new TV series involving Celebrities in Space. With all these creative irons in the fire, no wonder he's too busy to move his trailer!