Tongues were wagging this morning at 7th and Montana as an unidentified woman arrived on the scene sporting the "end all" in fashion statements: a skin-tight pair of sweatpants with the word "GOTCHA" emblazoned across her behind. While spectators were left wondering what exactly she's "got" (hemorrhoids? diarrhea? gas?) I quietly tried to get a close-up photo. Unfortunately, as if to say "Gotcha," the man behind me in line noticed my tasteless photographic efforts and glared at me. To my horror, he turned out to be a priest carrying a bible under his arm. At least he didn't try to tell me that "the end is near" ...!