Friday, June 29, 2007

BOZO'S BIG TOP AT 7TH AND SAN VICENTE ...!

                             

Tongues were wagging across Santa Monica this morning on reports that the controversial new home under construction at 7th and San Vicente has been commissioned by none other than Bozo the Clown.  Indeed, signs of Bozo's handiwork became increasingly apparent today as workers put the finishing touches on a series of new additions to the Triple Decker Monstrosity, including:  (1) A Triangular Window facing San Vicente;  (2) A Stairway within a Stairway to Nowhere;  (3) A Wooden Appendage hanging over the front door;  (4) Walls which bend and curve like a Fun House Mirror and -- last but not least -- (5) Gaping Holes facing my bedroom.  For once, I hope the experts are right when they predict a crash in local real estate!   

3 comments:

tenyearnap said...

Sort of Bozo tries, in vain, to do Escher. --Cin

beckiepainton said...

The last thing you want is a naked clown in the window, yuk!

acoward15 said...

It's propably the result of some architect trying to make a name for themselves. That name being "Crap Architect".
http://journals.aol.co.uk/acoward15/andy-the-bastard