Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Teddy the Tedious. Teddy, one of the Early Birds at Our Favorite Starbucks, specializes in placing Ludicrous Orders. "I'll have a Bucket," he told Barista Veronica this morning, "Heavy on the Buffalo Wings, throw in some Spare Ribs and ... oh ... how about a Denver Omelet, hold the tomatoes?" "Of course," replied Veronica, dryly, "Will that be it?" "Yes, that's it," said Teddy, "a Bucket." I whipped out my Camera Phone and watched as Teddy paid for his order and meandered his way to the Espresso Bar. "Did I just hear that guy order a Bucket of Chicken?," I asked, "Who does he think you are, Colonel Sanders?!?" "I don't know, I stopped listening a long time ago," replied Veronica, "He's always ordering stuff like that, but we all know what he really wants." In case you're wondering, Teddy's "Bucket" of choice is really a Quad Venti Cappuccino.