The crowd at 7th and Montana wigged-out this morning at the sight of Kathy who emerged after two days of cleaning sludge out of her apartment with a Bold, New Look. "Wow, look at that," I said, "You've totally changed your hair!" Indeed, her hair was at least seven inches shorter than usual. "I LOVE it," said Robin, "It's just so ... SASSY!" Robb and Leslie both agreed. As for me, I must admit, I couldn't help wondering at first how Kathy -- surrounded as she was by raw sewerage -- found time for such a Glamorous Makeover. But then it all became clear. "It's a wig!," she announced, cheerfully, "I'm on my way to the Hair Salon, now!" Way to go, Kathy, and good luck with the new Do(o) ...!