Tuesday, April 21, 2009

A CORPSE IS A CORPSE OF COURSE OF COURSE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Calling all aspiring actors: Kathy is in the midst of casting her Top Secret Production and rumor has it she's been drawing on at least some of the crowd at 7th and Montana for extras. "I'm telling you, Bob, you'd make the perfect corpse," she said in passing this morning. Bob (pictured above) declined the offer, but I was quick to chime-in. Months ago, Kathy had laughed out loud at the notion that I might be considered a "romantic lead" and now, it seems, she can't even see me as a corpse. "Now wait just a minute," I said, "What are you looking for in a corpse? I can do Rigor Mortis, you know!" "No," she replied, "I'm looking for someone to play a fresh corpse and he has to look like a Banker." Too bad Kathy wasn't around for our Grisly Discovery on March 14 ... She could have killed two birds with one stone!

4 comments:

garnett109 said...

Yep he was a fresh stiff one at that.

Indigo said...

I can't imagine you as a corpse. A banker maybe. I guess it would take a bit of make-up and grisly details for the effect. (Hugs)Indigo

emikk said...

You could be a corpseorate rep!

Beth said...

Aww, man, I wanna be a corpse!! One of my secret ambitions is to play a zombie extra in a zombie movie. A corpse is close! :)