Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Teddy the Tedious. Teddy, one of the Early Birds at Our Favorite Starbucks, specializes in placing Ludicrous Orders. "I'll have a Bucket," he told Barista Veronica this morning, "Heavy on the Buffalo Wings, throw in some Spare Ribs and ... oh ... how about a Denver Omelet, hold the tomatoes?" "Of course," replied Veronica, dryly, "Will that be it?" "Yes, that's it," said Teddy, "a Bucket." I whipped out my Camera Phone and watched as Teddy paid for his order and meandered his way to the Espresso Bar. "Did I just hear that guy order a Bucket of Chicken?," I asked, "Who does he think you are, Colonel Sanders?!?" "I don't know, I stopped listening a long time ago," replied Veronica, "He's always ordering stuff like that, but we all know what he really wants." In case you're wondering, Teddy's "Bucket" of choice is really a Quad Venti Cappuccino.
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The trick would be to get him to pay for all the other things, but only get his Cap :o)
Gee, the guy's a regular laff riot, isn't he? I'm sure the Baristas just looooove his wacky sense of humor!
Hugs, Beth
In San Jose, the have a restaurant called "buy the bucket"...he needs to go there, I suggest buying him a one way bus ticket.
I dare the barista to whip out a toy bucket and shovel, lol. Hey Marty I gave you an award, go get it!
I think he needs some Quaaludes
Well, duh, of course thats what he meant!
Hmmmmmmmmmmm! Keep your camera on this guy! I'm sure future episodes on him wil arise!
Anyone out there know what is going on with the "Follower" button. Did they change something and I missed it?????
I've tried researching but to no avail..........
Hugs, Rose
P.S. How is your DAD doing?
Goodness, some people think they are sooo funny!
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