Tuesday, April 7, 2009

SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT DAY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Watch your step, folks, there's some Major Shit going down at 7th and Montana this morning and you know what that means: No Bathroom Privileges. "Our bathroom is closed," said one insider, "We've got a plumbing problem." And they're not the only ones. The pipes at the elegant apartment complex at 527 San Vicente -- home to Kathy, Robin and a host of other regulars at Our Favorite Starbucks -- staged a rebellion on Sunday, spewing hundreds of gallons of waste into several apartments. Robin emerged unscathed but the incident left Kathy with a new nickname: The Sister Sludge.

5 comments:

garnett109 said...

Boy Oh boy Marty this was a shitty story!

Lynne said...

Sounds kinda crappy to me....!

Beth said...

Scheiß! Das ist schrecklich!

Ken Riches said...

It is your doody to report on these types of things.

Myra said...

I must say the title caught my attention!