Sunday, September 27, 2009

HIGHS AND LOBES ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

They say that to Ear is human ... but if you want a second opinion, just ask Barista Anthony. He took it upon himself recently to numb, then pierce his ears with a sewing needle and has been sporting a pair of green, plastic Ear Studs resembling golf tees ever since. Anthony's newfound fashion statement prompted Bobby Shriver, Our Favorite City Councilman, to give him a new nickname: "Lobes." "At first I was calling him Lobe," Shriver said, "but on second thought -- since he's pierced both of his ears -- Lobes seems more appropriate." "You betcha," I said, "Now all we have to do is spread the word." "Why don't you host a Press Conference?," said Anthony, eagerly, "Let's really get the word out!" "Forget the Press Conference," I replied, pointing my Spycam in his direction, "By the time I'm through with you, they'll be calling you Lobes from coast-to-coast ...!"

6 comments:

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Lobes yodeling from Indiana :o)

garnett109 said...

Hey Lobes,nice tees from Pa.

Dawn said...

Tell Lobes... ewww. lol

be well...

Dawn said...

oh yeah... ewww from NJ!

Dawn said...

He made it! Coast to coast!

Beth said...

Lobes is a many splendored thing.