Ladies and Gentlemen, meet the Ubiquitous Guitarist, a French Musician who strums his way up and down Palisades Park every night, playing his guitar for anyone who will listen. Whenever he plays anything fast-paced, his eyes bulge, his tongue lolls from side-to-side and his French accent thickens. Toddlers love his "zany" style and follow him around as if he were the Pied Piper on Acid. Parents are a bit more restrained. I think we should team him up with Flora the Flutist, the Rogue Trombonist and Cool Hand Uke to form a Neighborhood Quartet ...!