Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana this morning as Neighbor Max made a startling revelation. "How have you been?," I asked, innocently. "Oh ... same old, same old," he replied, "I've been relaxing, running errands, got married, grabbed some coffee ... you know, all the usual stuff ...!" Somehow, it seems, Max and his longtime girlfriend, Marianna, found time to get married last week in between trips to Our Favorite Starbucks. What prompted the sudden nuptials? Evidently, Flash the Wonder Dog gave the match her blessing. "I've always given my girlfriends the Flash Test," said Max, "And Marianna passed with flying colors." Congratulations to the Happy Couple! Now the real question is whether or not Flash -- famous for walking around town without a leash -- will also get hitched ...!