TINY BUBBLES ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!

Ladies and Gentlemen, meet Don Ho Ho, a newcomer at 7th and Montana whose sense of style packs a real Hawaiian Punch. He made the scene this morning wearing a bright red Hawaiian shirt, buttoned all the way to the top, and a pair of clashing plaid Bermuda shorts. It was an ensemble fit for a king ... King Kameha-mayhem, that is. His dog, a Yappy Chihuahua named Billy, sat outside yelping, howling and screeching while Don remained inside, listening to music on his headphones. Every so often, Don would emerge, sit on top of the pesky pooch long enough to stifle its groans, then cradle it in his arms and coo at it like a newborn baby. How did he know when to let the dog come up for air? I suppose he waited for Tiny Bubbles to emerge from its mouth ...!