Wednesday, September 30, 2009

THE TROUBLE WITH DRIBBLES ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


It was Double Trouble at 7th and Montana this morning as the Local Nuisance known as "The Dribbler" -- famous for loudly bouncing his basketball up and down 7th Street in the early morning hours -- found a way to become twice as annoying. How? By bouncing two basketballs instead of one. The noise sounded like the Harlem Globetrotters in an echo chamber as it ricocheted off homes from 7th to Alta. Now that's what I call a Double Dribble ...!

6 comments:

garnett109 said...

I used to work in a Shoe factory named Alta.
The dribbler has lot of balls.

Kattytrick said...

I should think his basketball career would be limited what with his being so short-sited. You won't get very far if you are this unaware of your affect on the area around you...I would think .

Dawn said...

Someone should shoot him if it is before 10am. Seriously. How rude.

be well...

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

His is bound to bounced them balls together and have one go out into the street and get flattened. If not, I recommend a litter stick with a sharp point.

emikk said...

Was the deibbling syncopated?

Beth said...

Take him to court, Marty! ;)