Tuesday, December 22, 2009

THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


The Holiday Gifts just kept on coming this morning at 7th and Montana. First of all, Barista Veronica made the rounds with some extra generous gifts, including a very nice lantern-candle holder for me. Thanks, Veronica! And if that wasn't enough, an Attractive Blond Woman sitting two tables away from me dangled what just might be the most unusual gift of the season in my direction. "Hey," she cried, "I have an extra piece of Chicken Leg ... would you like it?!?" It took me a second to realize that she wasn't offering it to me, but rather to Charlie, the Irascible Sheepdog, who I was watching while Neighbor Richard ran inside to get his coffee. "No thanks," I replied, "Charlie isn't my dog ... and as far as I know he only eats Freeze Dried Lamb Lungs." According to Richard, the chicken leg would have been the gift that keeps on giving. "It would have given Charlie diarrhea for ten days!," he said. I guess that's why God invented Freeze Dried Lamb Lungs ...!

3 comments:

emikk said...

good thing it's not freeze dried lamb dung that is tasty to dogs.

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

Maybe it really was for you and she thought you looked peckish :o)

Paula said...

This pregnant cat at my door would eat the freeze dried lamb lung and want anything else she could bum off anyone.