Heads were turning at 7th and Montana this morning as a Disgruntled Doughboy made the scene on his bicycle, cursing up a storm. Just what exactly made him so crusty? Apparently he thought an ordinary laptop bag would make a great container for an extra-large loaf of French Bread. However, no sooner did he come to a stop in front of Our Favorite Starbucks then the bread popped out of the bag like a guided missile and landed on the sidewalk with a resounding thud. "^#&*(#!," he said, angrily, "*&^%$%# ... *&^%$(!& ...!!!" Hey, Doughboy, look on the bright side, if "Lady Marmalade," an employee at the Marmalade Cafe -- home of the $5.00 brownie -- can drop bagels on the floor and put them back in the display case when she thinks no one is looking, who's to say there's anything wrong with serving-up a Sidewalk Baguette ...!