Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Mister Transistor," a Local Eccentric who made the scene at 7th and Montana yesterday with a noisy transistor radio. Not only did he blast static up and down 7th Street, but he held the radio right up against the ears of his beloved pooch, "Barbara Boxer." Indeed the radio, like its owner, seemed to be tuned to a peculiar frequency all its own. "Should we ask him to turn that thing off?," asked Neighbor Richard. "Go ahead if you want," I said, "But I'm keeping my distance." Something tells me the only way to reach this guy is if you hand him a hat made of aluminum foil with a built-in antenna ...!