Saturday, December 19, 2009

A HUMAN TRAGEDY ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA

Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana this morning as a Local Eccentric made the scene with a peculiar message for one and all. "You're screwed!," she yelled, striding confidently towards the bathroom, "You're all screwed!" And with that, she barged into the bathroom and locked the door behind her. Indeed, anyone who needed to use the bathroom was screwed, given that she remained locked inside for what seemed like an eternity. By the time she emerged, she was a woman on a mission. She marched outside, sat on the edge of the sidewalk facing 7th Street and whipped out a plastic bag filled with a substance that looked a lot like feces. "It's time for the Dog Poop!," she announced, then carefully surrounded herself in a semicircle of moist, brown nuggets. She placed one on top of her head for Good Luck. Depending on how you look at it, she actually was lucky. She was gone by the time the authorities arrived to take her away ...


6 comments:

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

What a crappy entry :o)

emikk said...

whoa!, it's getting strange there....really strange!

Paula said...

Does anyone come into your Starbucks who is sane, besides you of course? lol

Mark and Elayne said...

Maybe she prepping in hopes of meeting her soul mate; Lassie.

garnett109 said...

Now that's The Shit!

Lynne said...

Obviously, a troubled soul! Hi Marty! I miss your posts! I hope I will have time some day to come back more faithfully! Recovering from surgery and then there is the blizzard. Never ends!