Wednesday, September 8, 2010

THREE CHAIRS FOR LUFTHANSA ...!

Cheers erupted aboard Lufthansa Flight #456 to Los Angeles today as word spread that Lufthansa is selling used aircraft seats to anyone who wants them. "What Joy!," I said to the woman sitting next to me, despite the fact that she didn't speak English, "Fourteen hours sitting in this seat somehow just doesn't seem like enough. How thrilling to know we can buy the seat and take it home!" Indeed, an ad on page 65 of Lufthansa's inflight magazine encourages folks to e-mail Juergen Rumstig (juergen.rumstig@dlh.de) as soon as possible if they want to buy a seat. I didn't waste any time. "Juergen," I wrote, "Lufthansa's seats are the best in the business ... I could sit in them all day. Tell me, does your offer apply to every seat?"

6 comments:

Rose said...

Hmmmmmmm, selling all their seats! And to anyone???? LOL

Paula said...

You could always decorate a room like the inside of a plane. When you travel you would feel more at home.

Anonymous said...

I want an airline seat if it comes with the seat belt. And I can hang it from the ceiling of my room. The kinky possibilities...I'll need a retro "stewardess" uniform and a drink cart. -Cin

Mike said...

Yeah just what I want. A used seat that's been sweated and farted on for 14 hours. What a deal.

emikk said...

Does it come with the earphone port?

Bucko (a.k.a., Ken) said...

I would want a first class one, only time I could afford it :o)