Ladies and Gentlemen, meet "Harry Kerschener," a curious hybrid of a man who made the scene at 7th and Montana this morning looking like a cross between a Hollywood talent agent and a Hare Krishna. He rushed into Our Favorite Starbucks like a bat out of hell, grabbed a cappuccino and left ... all the while barking orders into his cell phone. It sounded like he was negotiating a movie deal. On the other hand, he was wearing white robes and his head was completely shaven, as though he were just as likely to recite the Maha Mantra. "Let this be a lesson to us all," I said, as he jumped into his Hybrid Vehicle and zipped up 7th Street, "This is what you get when you read too much Deepak Chopra ...!"