Neighbor Joyce has been crashing at 7th and Montana for years, but this morning she finally made it official: She wore her very own crash helmet. Actually, it was her grandson, Alex's, but she was nice enough to model it at my suggestion. And a good thing, too. Lately, it seems like the Crazy Drivers are out in full force. Just yesterday, a Dunce in a Hyundai (pictured below, escaping) didn't bother to slow down or look where she was going as she exited the Whole Foods parking lot. I was on foot and saw her coming right at me, so I took some evasive action. I stepped aside and politely swung my bag of groceries in her direction, 'gently brushing' the side of her car. That got her attention. She started to roll down her window, then stopped when she noticed my Spycam pointing at her. "Smile!," I cried, "It's for the Internet. You might want to Google Bonehead Driver when you get home ...!"