Great Horny Toads! There's a new loon in town and she has -- drum roll please -- horns. Sure, they're the 'strap on' variety, the kind you can find at any Wal-Mart before Halloween, but still ... they're horns. The loon-in-question made the scene at 7th and Montana earlier this week, dressed in a plaid jacket, black slacks and a set of red, plastic horns. I, for one, welcomed the change. "Just what we need around here," I said, "A horny bat!"