What do you give the person who has everything this Holiday Season? Gaz, a reader from the U.K., inspired me by raising the following question about my hotel in Kyoto: "Do you have the toilets with warm seats that wash and wipe your bottoms, too? ... P.S.: I kinda like them!" I'm pleased to report that the Hotel Granvia offers the Granddaddy of all Toilets, the Toto Washlet. It oscillates. It ventilates. It lubricates. It even dispenses "free odor" at the push of a button. What's more, it can be yours for the low, low price of $1,228.50. Is it worth it? Personally, I think it's a crap shoot. The last time I pressed the buttons on one of these beauties, I inadvertently flooded the men's room at the nicest restaurant in Fukuoka ...!