Wednesday, December 5, 2007

SANTA NEEDS CLAWS AT 7TH AND SAN VICENTE ...!

                             

The crowd at Starbucks was buzzing this morning on rumors of pending litigation against the architect responsible for the whimsical new home at 7th and San Vicente better known as "Casa del Bozo."  According to top legal experts, the home in question -- with its various twists, turns, and sharp, pointed angles -- constitutes a serious health risk to Santa Clause.  "Santa could break his neck trying to visit that house," said one local observer, "There's no place for him to land his sleigh and there's no fireplace whatsoever!"  Meanwhile, in related news, new evidence suggests that rust from the Mottled Metal sheeting covering the top story of the controversial home has begun to drip, leaving an unsightly, indelible mark running down the Western facade ...!

10 comments:

tenyearnap said...

Maybe the house is melting. --Cin

susansophia said...

Perfect graphic!  Susan

gazker said...

I said to one of the girls at work today, 'do you know you have an indelible mark running down your Western facade?' The bitch slapped me!
Gaz ;-)

susansophia said...

Gazker...you're not admitting to being bitch-slapped, are you?  (said with evil grin ;)~

frankandmary said...

Serious health risks are known to me as :FUN. Thank God I pay for good medical insurance.
~Mary

bvaneps834 said...

I hope that house is still standing when and if I ever get out there to visit my home state again!!

princesssaurora said...

Poor Santa! I can't wait to see what happens with that house!

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

acoward15 said...

Does anyone actually live there?
http://journals.aol.co.uk/acoward15/andy-the-bastard/

mpnaz58 said...

They just don't build 'em like they used to!  A house of metal...come on!
xoxo ~Myra

beckiepainton said...

maybe its santas house, he wouldnt come down his own chimney now would he?! beckie x