Eyes were popping this morning at 7th and Montana as the Notorious One-Eyed Bandit -- known for wearing a bright orange bandana over one eye -- made a bold, new fashion statement. "What do you think of my new hat?," he asked, cackling. His hat, pictured here, resembled a cross between a vintage, 1950's-style "Pillbox" and a pair of inside out underwear, held in place by a drawstring. "Very stylish," I said, "I've never seen anything like it!" "What?!?," he replied, "I can't hear you ...!" I repeated myself several times before coming to a new conclusion: I think we have a One-Eared Bandit on our hands ...!