Quick, call FEMA, the Federal Emergency Management Agency! An influx of Fashion-Impaired Bicyclists Wearing Skin-Tight Clown Suits reached epidemic proportions at 7th and Montana this morning. The gentleman pictured here, wearing what looked like a FEMA uniform, is a case-in-point. "Are you with FEMA?," I asked, wondering whether his outfit alone might qualify the neighborhood for some Disaster Relief. "No," he replied, "I'm with FAEMA, on Old Dutch Company." I don't know much about FAEMA. Perhaps they specialize in the development of Lycra Stretch Pants ...!