Sunday, December 2, 2007

FAEMA AND FORTUNE AT 7TH AND MONTANA ...!

                             

Quick, call FEMA, the Federal Emergency Management Agency!  An influx of Fashion-Impaired Bicyclists Wearing Skin-Tight Clown Suits reached epidemic proportions at 7th and Montana this morning.  The gentleman pictured here, wearing what looked like a FEMA uniform, is a case-in-point.  "Are you with FEMA?," I asked, wondering whether his outfit alone might qualify the neighborhood for some Disaster Relief.  "No," he replied, "I'm with FAEMA, on Old Dutch Company."  I don't know much about FAEMA.  Perhaps they specialize in the development of Lycra Stretch Pants ...!

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, I had to Google it...espresso machines. Something FEMA could use. --Cin

Anonymous said...

Ewww... those pants always show far far far too much.  

be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/

Anonymous said...

maybe he was dyslexic and thought it read 'fame', the lycra leggings and sweatband-tatsic show! Beckie x

Anonymous said...

Shame he has his legs crossed in those leggings, he looks KINDA like Vin Diesel...... Yowzer ;-)gAZ