Saturday, September 25, 2010

SNAKES ALIVE ... AT 7TH AND MONTANA!


Skin was crawling at 7th and Montana this morning as word spread that someone lost a snake near Our Favorite Starbucks. "Found Snake," read a sign at the corner of 7th and Alta, "Call to identify and claim if it's yours." I was tempted to call and say something like "What a relief ... I'm so glad you found my snake. It's a 49-Foot Python which answers to the name Monty, and it ran away last week to join the Flying Circus." But I decided to lay low, instead. The last thing I need is to make an asp of myself ...!

4 comments:

Paula said...

If I owned a snake I would not want to find it if it got lost. On second thought if it was lost in my house I would want to find it.

Webster said...

Good thing you didn't call, Marty. It might just be a 49 foot Python, and then you'd be on the hook!

Rose said...

Yikes, I've seen signs before for lost pets but a snake was never one of them.........

Hope someone found it!

They should not be allowed for pets in the first place. Ugh!

Hugs,Rose

Anonymous said...

I feel sorry for the neighborhood, they must be on High Alert, as well as, loosing sleep, yet conveniently, buisness for Starbuck may do a slithering business.