Eyes were popping at 7th and Montana this morning as an Anonymous Featherbrain paraded up and down 7th Street wearing a Bright, Purple Boa. "Yikes," said one witness, "Where does she think she is, Vaudeville?" "I don't know," I replied, "But one thing's for sure, she's taken leave of her senses. Maybe that Boa has cut off the oxygen supply to her brain!" Research suggests that Boas are typically made from Ostrich or Turkey feathers but I think this woman plucked hers directly from a Loon ...!